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Tipping

2007-04-02 20:18
Marco and Hassan are having a tour with their teacher David, and Hassan tips the guide a little too much…

突发奇想——老公和老婆的由来

2007-03-30 08:37
Why does a man want to have a WIFE?
Because ...Why does a woman want to have a HUSBAND ?

以防万一

2007-03-27 15:20
国外的笑话里有很多的文字游戏，比如这则。Some friends were hoping their second child would be a girl, and they even had a name picked out.

Ghost

2007-03-26 09:19
A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old castle in England.

Numbers

2007-03-23 08:46
“Susie, do you know your numbers?” the teacher asks.
“Yup,” she says. “My dad taught me.”

Two roaches having a discussion

2007-03-22 08:37
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.

Two fools are about to ho glying

2007-03-21 08:42
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm, the other has parrots lined up on his arms.

Two angry neighbors

2007-03-20 19:47
Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill's yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog.

This dog is acting bad

2007-03-19 08:45
While waiting for a bus, the blind man's dog decided to go to the bathroom all over the blind man's legs.

Pick a starting salary

2007-03-16 15:51
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked the young MBA fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"

研究生和本科生的区别

2007-03-14 08:00
I“I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class,” observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles.

To be on the safe side

2007-03-13 08:32
In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer.

Father and monkey

2007-03-12 09:00
Tommy was four, and he liked pictures very much, but he was very bad at drawing.

Pay for your past bills

2007-03-09 08:00
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money.

2007-03-08 08:00
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

Must Help the Wife

2007-03-07 08:37
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. "Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."

Having incredible dogs

2007-03-07 08:00
Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were.

Supplies or surprise

2007-03-05 17:05
Once a German, a Frenchman and a Japanese went to work on a mine hill.

Leopard vs. Poodle

2007-03-05 08:00
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.

Share and share alike

2007-03-01 13:30
An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant. They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.

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