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其他的事我负责

2008-10-21 08:46
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

2008-10-20 09:15
One day a lady saw a mouse running across her kitchen floor. She was very afraid of mouse, so she ran out of the house, got into a bus and went to the shops. There she bought a mousetrap.

要求加薪

2008-10-17 09:12

拥挤的商店

2008-10-16 09:08
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30 in front of the store.

你是哪个？

2008-10-15 10:05
My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate.

我要表现得像个女士

2008-10-13 09:17
One day when women's dresses were on sale at the Far East Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece

有人要干净的盘子吗

2008-10-13 09:13
Peter was ten years old. One day his friend Paul said to him, "I'm going to have a birthday party on Saturday, Peter. Can you come?"

天堂里的排队方法

2008-10-10 09:17
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want all the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth.

同义词=骂人

2008-10-08 09:01
One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are.

慎重许愿

2008-10-07 09:00
A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.

很高兴认识你

2008-10-06 09:02
During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp.

我老婆的照片

2008-10-03 15:14
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at bar,orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket

我可以回家了

2008-09-30 10:13
One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."

治疗头痛的良方

2008-09-26 09:10
One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, "Do you have anything to cure a headache?"

未雨绸缪

2008-09-25 09:06
There was an American couple who had no children, so they wanted to adopt a child. Finally, an orphanage contacted them, saying, "We have a baby for adoption.

真的是CD机

2008-09-24 10:10
While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicals on the promotional signs.

这只是一个小小的数学问题

2008-09-23 10:42
Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.

歌德的气度

2008-09-22 08:54
Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.

你知道我是干什么的吗

2008-09-19 09:03
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes． Two men stood outside and looked at the fire．

那你当时在干什么

2008-09-18 08:57
A policeman comes upon a traffic accident. The driver and passenger had been killed. As the policeman look over the crashed car, a small monkey came out and hopped around the crashed car.

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