Kung Fu Bustle
As anyone who has seen the bizarre 2001 martial arts/werewolf cult hit "Le Pacte des Loups" ("Brotherhood of the Wolf") can attest, he's not the first Frenchman to try his hand at martial arts. That doesn't make him any less proud of his accomplishments, however.

Balancing act
At first, the two concepts sound as incompatible as a pair of mismatched socks, but there is nothing oxymoronic about them.

King of the hill
It's a lofty forecast, but it is well within the realm of possibility.