The smell of metal under duress pours out of the kitchen. I race in, scoop the frying pan off the heat and dash it into the sink - only to be told: "You ruined my eggs!"
The fact is they were already burnt beyond recognition, a victim of cheap technology.
If you want to cook, flimsy fry pans are no use to you.
You need something that's got some heft to it, a pan solid enough to leave dents if brought down swiftly on cooktops.
With my wife Ellen scorching the non-stick lining off a thin aluminum pan, it is time to look for something that better suits my needs.
After a look through the local supermarkets, all I can find is the run-of-the-mill cheap, lightweight pans, the sort that won't last a few months before the non-stick coating wears off.
The bigger department stores have some lovely cookware, but it only comes as sets or single pieces at prices which will force me to take out a second mortgage on our apartment.
There is no dearth of woks, but anyone who has tried to make crepes in a wok will tell you that you just need a very flat-bottomed pan.
So I put the word out to friends and students, to see if they can recommend somewhere that I can indulge my passion for pans at a pittance.
It takes a while, but eventually, one place keeps turning up in conversations, "Kitchen Street".
Unfortunately, no one has a clue as to where it is.
Maps are consulted, phone calls made, and innocent passers-by questioned as to where it might be.
Eventually, someone who must have shaken down a restaurateur for the details, hands me a piece of paper with the address on it.
Bundling Ellen into a taxi, we are off ...
Off to a rather deserted looking part of Tianjin, which certainly does not look like it would be home to what has been described as "somewhere you can set up a whole kitchen from". There is just nothing there.
Heartbroken, I turn to cross the road and catch a taxi back to work.
Just then a coppery gleam catches my eye. There, through a window long dimmed by dust, is the outline of a frying pan.
"Kitchen Street" is, after all, real, and we have found it.
To call Tianjin's "Kitchen Street" a street is a bit of a misnomer. It is a long covered walkway within a building, along which are arranged shops that cover all areas of the food-preparation and service industry.
It has everything - from a concrete-mixer sized dough machine to make enough bread to feed a small army, to crockery and glassware to furnish an entire restaurant.
Another shop sells waitress' outfits and chefs' jackets, and a strange sort of "Chocolate Box Soldier" uniform that I am told is popular with parking attendants.
Others sell industrial gas ranges and ovens, refrigerators and extractors - it is like being in a stainless steel food preparation heaven.
Toward the middle of the alley, I find the store I have been looking for - piled high with gleaming implements of the kitchen trade. After a little negotiation, I am the proud owner of a new, very heavy pan.
Then I am dragged away by Ellen, before I can spend any more money on chefs' toys!
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