A young woman goes into the doctor's office and says her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"Show me," says the doctor. She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams and so it goes on - everywhere she touches makes her scream. The doctor says, "Your finger is broken."

一个年轻女士去看医生，说她无论碰身体哪个部位都痛。

"给我看看，"医生说。随后，她用手指按着手肘，喊痛；按着膝盖，喊痛；按着脚踝，还是喊痛。无论碰哪儿，她都喊痛。最后，医生说："你的手指骨折了。"

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