Doctor: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have rabies.

Patient: Quick, give me a pencil and paper.

Doctor: Do you want to write your will?

Patient: No, I want to make a list of all the people I intend to bite.

医生：我很遗憾地告诉你，你得的是狂犬病。

患者：快，给我一只铅笔，一张纸。

医生：你要写遗嘱吗？

患者：不，我要把我存心要咬的人列个名单。

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