Teacher: Do you know how many bones are there in a human body?
Student: Please keep your voice down. Don't you see 2 dogs are staring at us outside the door?
老师:你知道人体有多少块骨头吗?
学生:请小点声,你没看见门外有两条狗正注视着我们吗?
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