Two snakes are talking. One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?" The other replies: "Yes, why?" "I just bit my tongue." ^_^

两条蛇在唠嗑，一条转过头问: "我们是有毒的吧？" 另一条答道: "对啊，怎么了？""我刚咬到自己舌头了。"

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